February 2010
“(402): you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it”
– Texts From Last Night
January 2010
“(510): well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an...”
– Texts From Last Night
Morgan →
I’m a waitress at a local restaurant, and last night, a middle aged couple came in. They saw we offered balloons to kids, and after they ate, the man grinned and asked “I know we aren’t kids, and it’s not our birthday, but could we have a balloon?”. I gave them one and they giggled all the way to the parking lot. IMMD!
Tatie →
Today I was riding the metro to work. When I boarded there was standing room only, but a young guy about 16 stood up and offered me his seat. It gave me hope for the next generation and IMMD.
“(631): My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud”
– Texts From Last Night
1 tag
“My 3 year old was playing with her LeapPad and in a cheerful voice it...”
– It Made My Day
“(217): Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
(1-217): Don’t worry about...”
– Texts from Last Night
“I told my 5 year old he couldn’t go out into the living room because he was...”
– It Made My Day
Psychocat →
My mother (always very nasty when drunk): “You’re the f**king spawn of Satan!”
Me (rolling eyes): “You realize that makes you the Devil’s bitch, right?”
“(973): He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(408): She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don’t respond to...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(408): She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don’t respond to...”
– Texts from Last Night
1 tag
“I work in a bookstore. Today a girl wearing a Team Edward shirt came up and...”
– It Made My Day
“Mom to me, as I head out for the evening:
“Let me see what you’re wearing,...”
– Crazy Things Parents Say
I’ve Been on This Road…I Could Have Died! D: →
From : The 19 Most Complex and Dangerous Roads in the World
13) The Halsema Highway in the Philippines
photo credits 1
The Halsema Highway runs through the…
“(347): I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
(347): I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN”
– Texts from Last Night
“Last night, my mum said to my dad that he needed a hair cut, because he was...”
– It Made My Day
“(713): I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
(512): babe,...”
– Texts from Last Night
“(931): my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.”
– Texts from Last Night
“I was playing Call of Duty 2 Modern Warfare and while I was playing a person who...”
– It Made My Day
“My brother and his friends were playing Rock Band and singing horribly. The dog...”
– It Made My Day
“My little cousin was in the store with my aunt and other cousin. They are...”
– It Made My Day
“We had my best friend and her family over for dinner the other night. Her 4 year...”
– It Made My Day
